-When its raining its because I’m sad
-Police Officers pull me over just to talk with me
-If a monument was built in my honor Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor
attendance
-Bear hugs was phrased after me bc i give them to actual bears
-I once knew a call was the wrong number even though the person on the other
end wouldn’t admit it.
-Ive been pronounced dead 7…..no make that 8 times
-mosquitoes refuse to bite me out of respect
-I changed my sex bc I was bored
-Restaurant owners tip me to dine at their restaurants
-If I disagree with you its because your wrong
I AM THE MOST INTERESTING WOMAN IN THE WORLD
