I won't need the petrificus totalus spell to make you stiff. You won't need defense against my dark arts. No confundus charms here, I'm naturally mind blowing. You may need to use occlumency to get me outta your head.
Join the dark side. Cum or cum not, there is no try. I'm the droid you've been looking for. Let's role play - you be Darth Vader and use all the force on me.