Save gas, ride me instead 👩🏽🦽
Sorry for my humor… I can't become a stand-up comedian anymore, so I have to entertain you in a different way now 🤪
This is my safe place to be myself and do all the dirty things that come to mind;)
So before you ask— *YES I take off everything* 🤫 but please keep it a secret - I don't want to lose my front-row baseball tickets 🥹
Reasons to date me:
- I never get cold feet 😎
- Free parking 🅿️
- I won’t walk you into expensive stores 🤠
- I’m all about rolling through life with a sense of adventure, no matter how bumpy the ride 😜
So, buckle up, because this ride is about to get exciting ✨
Waiting for you to push (and throw) me around 💕
XOXO
Jasmine
